Last week, when the world got to see photos of Tom Cruise on the set of Mission: Impossible 4, many of were slightly disturbed. First of all, I just want to say – I do think Tom is a very nice-looking man for his age. When he’s all cleaned up and in a suit, he looks really nice and handsome. But now that we’ve seen what Tom – at the age of 48 – looks like shirtless, I think many of us wish we could “unsee” it. Because Tom is disturbingly lumpy. At first I just rolled my eyes with the idea that Tom had gotten lipo, but now I’m beginning to wonder if you bitches were right. Is it bad/weird/budget lipo?
So these are new photos of Tom, once again shooting what looks like the same scene as last week – Tom, on the side of a building… shirtless. We’re getting to see his odd lumps (as opposed to his “lovely lady lumps” I guess) in profile. Look at what’s going on around his rib cage! What IS that?
Sigh… does anyone else feel sorry for Tom sometimes? He wants so badly to be beloved by the public once again. And beyond the Xenu and the couch-jumping and the weirdness and the Kate-Bot, is he really so bad? We have much worse “movie stars”. At this point I’m hoping Mission: Impossible 4 is a big hit for Lumpy. He wants it so much.
Tom Cruise on October 7 & 11, and on Sept. 29, 2010. Credit: Fame and WENN.
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